I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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