Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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