Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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