I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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