Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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