my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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