lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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