Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Did you just see the Batmobile???
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
