So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
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I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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