You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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