i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
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If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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