she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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