sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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