Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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