i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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