How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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