maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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