BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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