is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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