Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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