I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
So many bounce houses so little time
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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