I would go down on you faster than GM stock
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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