I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
It's Friday. Sex?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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