he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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