Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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