i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
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If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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