stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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