If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
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There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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