Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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