I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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