Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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