I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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