You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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