If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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