gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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