I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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