i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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