gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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