is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
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we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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