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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Yo dont text me then not text me

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• (954): View more from Florida

  the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did

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• (510): View more from California

  I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.

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• (+66): View more from Thailand

  We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA

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• (903): View more from Texas

  How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...

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• (469): View more from Texas

  So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high

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  Send it to me

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list

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