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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag

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• (407): View more from Florida

  We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...

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• (212): View more from New York

  Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?

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• (650): View more from California

  Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.

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