Yo dont text me then not text me
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
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So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list