You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.