There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
why is half of my head shaved?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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