I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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