Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
So much rum. So many feels.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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