Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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