Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
And then he peed in my hair
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