If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
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You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
The feeling are messing with the penis
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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