Do vagina's smell?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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