Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
a search helicopter?!
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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