he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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