im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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