I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
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I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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