I want to have your abortion
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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