Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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