Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
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Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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