True but thats because hes a fetus.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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