Already got asked if we're dating
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
